Nice Little Saturday

Alligator Shots 5pm Friday in honor of Captain Smakk
Dirty little Happy Hour with Striped Shirts (Met Naughty Nicole)
Logans for the end of MAVS game, packed tight!
Singing Glory Days with the crew in between time outs!
Telling 69 Girl to Stick it and then heading to Taco C with Red Bull Guy and Dirty D!
Lunch at Schnookies
Arrive at Hotel 630 start pounding Red Bull
Craps Gone Wild with Stamps Flying
BP Girls Arrive looking lovely
The Crew Heads out around 930
Pop into Billy Minors for a round of shooters with Dirty D and Friends
Over to the Libary with Griffin and BP dolls
Kissing Dolls at the Bar with Mr X
Text Messaging Francis standing two fee apart
Over to Red Goose, dodge cover and head up Stairs
Dance Party in the loft with a little G Unit
230pm back to the hotel
3pm Waffle House with a few dawgs from the Crew
Sunday lunch with Naughty Nicole
12 hours sleep, big weekend with The Catman and Mr G Coming UP!

THE MAX SUMMER SCHEDULE

June 10th & 11th Sherlocks Arlington
July 1st Gators Euless
July 2nd Carsons Live
July 3rd Sherlocks Addison
July 29th & 30th Sherlocks Addison
September 2nd & 3rd Sherlocks Arlington

INSTITUTION

It was roughly a year ago Friday when I found myself with no agenda for the upcoming evening. All my peeps had gone different directions and left me hanging like you read about. Now while this was disturbing at best I was determined not to let it ruin the Minister of Fire and his reputation for the moment. So I rolled into Champps (Las Colinas) and ordered a coors light from Jamie, the kinky little blonde behind the bar. As I was enjoying my suds this red head to my left started to chat me up. Her name was Donna and she was having a beverage with her coworker Susan. Now these two were not bunny material, however they were very friendly and I had a sense they were regulars. Three coors lights later three bunnies arrived and thankfully Donna and Susan were gone by this point so there would be no distractions. I immediately text Red Bull Guy and tell him to head on up however my invitation wasn't enough. I ended up having one of the bunnies call and remarkably he was there in 10 minutes. So things were good, we had booze, we had bunnies, and we had bartenders fueling our FIRE! The next thing I know we are following the bunnies in their convertable to the Hole In The Wall bar down on harry hines! Wow, from Champps to Harry Hines! Now I know this sounds like a downgrade but when you're running with bunnies you can operate almost anywhere. It was on this night that the INSTITUTION was born! Champps has become the Friday afternoon watering hole that started as One and grown into many. Now table of twenty is impressive, but I take great pride in establishing the INSITUTION! I look forward to continuing the tradition this evening and enjoying a beverage with Smakk Talk.

Table For 20

Is it just me or do our nightly crews seem to be compounding like 401ks in the 90's..? Seems everywhere we go the table starts out with a few people (4 to 6) and the next thing I know I'm sitting next to Mr Griffin with a table of 20! Case and point last evening, a few dawgs head over to Wild Wings to catch the MAVS game and we end up having two tables, One in the Bar and One in the restaurant, proving once again that Mr Griffin table of 20 is alive and well!!! So I'm telling a story about the Meg Ryan Hottie I plucked from Sherlocks Sat Eve and I could of sworn Ro was standing next to me when I heard... "So did you put it in her butt", however it was actually Carlos... LOL So katy lands a full round of Vodka sodas on us and Sosa looks at everyone and says CHUG! Ron looks back shrugs his shoulders and says CHUG! Did we actually chug fricking Vodka Sodas at Wild Wings....? I guess ya gotta fight for your right to PARTY!! So you knew at some point you would hear these words out of Ron's mouth..... Table at Sherlocks boys..... Jump into Carlos's ride and proceed to sing The Joker all the way down 157 to Sherlocks! The classic part about the whole thing was hearing Ron book a room at Hollywood in Shreveport while singing The Joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker!!! LUV IT!!!

Tank Up Tuesday

Famous Since 89 in Tempe Az where the Loop Crew drank cheap beer at Sunny's Pizza.... After last nights performance at Boston's in Grapevine, Tank Up Tuesday may have just began in the metroplex! Ro, Beau, Jason, Darrick, and the imfamous Shaw B toasted the night away with Fat Tires all around. It may have been the first time I've been out with a small crew where everyone was drinking the same sud! Good times, Good Chat, Good Beer!!

Day 3

Started the day with a breakfast of champions at Hooters in grapevine. Sweet Ashley was our waitress and her smile will make your balls twitch! 3 Buffalo chicken sammys for Sosa, D, and Shaw B. Ro was on the Corona train with no sammy. Late afternoon headed over to D's with a 12 pack to Fire Up! Still reeling from the MAX show the night before I suggested to D we head up early and get a table close to the stage. 7pm arrival scored us two front row tables. Sweet Karen hooked us with some 5 dollar pitchers while we shot the shit for awile.... Like clockwork at 8pm I see the imfamous smile of mr griffin rolling on in.... We proceed to add two additional blondes to the table just before the band came on. It's 10pm and time to start the party!!! Other than taking home my 3rd bunny in four days, was the breakout game of Sherlocks Jenga we had rolling with the blondes! With craftly placement of pitches, coasters, ash trays, etc the Jena tower even made the bartenders nervous. Proceed to spend the last 15 minutes dancing like an animal with some Meg Ryan look a like only to hear these words at the end of the show.... "Tell your friends goodbye you're coming with me!" WoW!!! So off we went in the Lexus and the rest was history! The Triple header was complete!

Day 2

8am wake up and bang the cougar
9am drive cougar back to Blondie's house in Duncanville...... Jeeze what a haul hung over
11am Meet Ro for a power lunch at Fuddruckers
1pm attempt to get an afternoon nap in but the phone keeps ringing with Fire up calls every 10
minutes
2pm call Ron to confirm Champps for happy hour
215 Doze off
230 Dam phone rings again, it's Ro telling me to get it Crunk
330 Full Red Bull shakes set in on the drive to happy hour
430 Roll into Champps with Nelson Bunnies everywhere.... Ron nursing a coors light to start
5pm Kelly asks me why my hands are shaking
6pm Champps is packed to the gils 20 deep at the bar and all I can do is stare at Windy's Fun Bags.....

More late

Triple Header

Knowing The Max Band would be in town over the weekend I was all pumped up to get some rest Thursday night in preparation for a ripper all weekend... That plan went out the window when Blondie Chrissy invited us to Chilis for happy hour fun... Pedro and I rolled up in the camero and proceeded to get loose with a six pack of Corona each and 2 Royal Fuck Shoooters... Chrissy's brother showed up with 2 19 year old starletts and Pedro began to slobber like Cujo... Pedro capped off his happy hour by Chugging Dana's full presidente margarita that she left lingering on the table.... Somehow we end up at Sherlocks in Arlington only to find Ron in the same position he was Monday, with a captain and diet in one hand and a bunny in the other.... 7 Coronas later Im in a cab with a 41 year old cougar heading for the matress.... Little did I know this was the start of a wild wild triple header.... More to come..