Vegas Countdown

At this point I'm not sure anyone can concentrate on work with an impending Vegas BASH on the horizon! So I've been pondering what we should name the Dallas crew that has taken shape over the last year or so. Since The LOOP of Arzona State has been trademarked we need to find another label. A few ideas below along with my Top 5 favorite casinos in Sin City!

THE CREW
THE MISFITS
THE INSTITUION
THE SHOTS
THE HORNETS NEST

MANDALAY BAY
HARD ROCK HOTEL & CASINO
MGM
PALMS (Now while I have yet to try this place out their website pretty much confirmed this
spot in the lineup)
OSHEAS

Total Recall

I'm not sure the accuracy of this post will even be close but I'll give it a shot anyway......

Friday 5pm- Standard Institution stop- party of 11
7pm- Roll up to Hyenas to watch the CHINAMAN do his thing! Great Show
10pm-Mr G's for a cocktail... RAIN AND MONSTER Yummmmmy! Road Sodas in the
Cab!
11-2am-Rip up Manhattans Loop Style with Bunnies everywhere! Upstairs, Downstairs, on
my Jock! Chase buys 15 Royals for the crew!
2:30am- Roll back to Mr G's for the post party. G passes out on the sofa, I head to Taco
Bell with Red. 20 dollar bag of food! Swig it down with the Fat
Tire Bomber I pulled out of G's fridge.
3:30am-Roll back to Gwedo's to pass out!

Saturday 8am- Wake up buzzing on the sofa, cell phone dead!
10am- Bag of Burgers at McDonalds for the crew, quick lunch at Nikki's
11am- Rolling to Shreveport, beers flowing in the SUV. Turns out the coors light was
SKUNK, so we had to make a supplmental run for some FRESH SHIT!
NOON- In full swing on the road... Mr G telling stories.... Group Texting, Meximelts,
and Rick singing The Shit is Bananas!
2pm- Rick requests a second bathroom stop 12 miles from the Casino... Ron says, Rick
can't you wait til we get there.... Rick, "No, I wanna do it know so I'll be FRESH!
230pm- VIP check in with connecting rooms! Monster RBV's to start in the rooom...
3pm- Group Black Jack
6pm- Darrick and myself head over to Wet Willies for an attitude adjustment
7pm- Head to Hooters in a shuttle Van Darrick lined up for us.. Shuttle drive named
Dugg.... ha ha
7:20- Buying raffle tickets to win a Harley Davidson
7:30- 2 hours wait at Hooters, Ron offers hostess 100 to jump the line.. The Blondes
says "Ummm can't do that.... I come from Money and I just to this job to pass the
time" Big mistake.... We headed to Wild Wings and saved 100 bucks.... WhooHoo
8:44 Exit Wild Wings headed for Shuttle ride home..... Rick begins to drag an 8 foot
sword fish down the boardwalk, screeching the shit out of it... Manager
approaches Rick tells him to drag it back to the restaurant... Then 7 bike cops
converge on Rick and Cuff him... Oh know, been in Shrevy less than 6 hours and
we have a crew member arrested for disturbing the peace... ha ha

This is where things get fuzzy.....

9-11 Black Jack with Ron, Coronas Flowing, Black Chips Rising...... Ron Back to even
11:15 First trip to Larry Flints Hussler Club, Coors lights and G String Stuffers,
hot dogs from the Vendor outside...
12:30 Take Ron to Wet Willies for a frozen cocktail and some bunny watching
1pm More Black Jack, G goes on a run and cashes 14 purple chips.... WoW!
3am 2nd trip to Flints, Darrick rolls with us after his 2 hour NAP...
Shaw B stuffing ones down cocktail girls pants........ ha ha More hot dogs from
the vendor
5am More Black Jack with Ron, Vodka Sodas at this point.... Really Really Tuned up
at this point.... Finally a Rick sighting.....
7am Ron climbing the walls up in the room..... Spring breaks on matress....
8am whataburger drive thru
8:15 Pass OUT!

WARM UP

So the crew is sitting up at Dukes on Sunday evening just kicking back having a few pitchers when numerous text messages come in from Nikki popping off about how much $$$ she is rolling up in Vegas. She even sent over a picture of the lovely purple chips in her hand. The next thing I know Gwedo is exclaiming "Gosh we should go to Shreveport before Vegas" Then Mr G proceeds to whip out his players card and book a room for this coming Saturday night at the Hollywood! WHOA! How do these things seem to happen over a simple pitcher of suds..?? I mean we already have a BIG RIPPER in VEGAS planned in three weeks, what could Shrevy possibly offer us? Then I see Ron lean back in his chair with that Razor Sharp smile on his face only to say... "Yeah, this will be a nice little warm up before Vegas" Classic Stuff! A short time after the Hollywood room was booked Champps Cyndi rolls in and the next thing I know the Shooters are flying! One, Two, Three for a dollar! Ah yes, I love impromtu bar nights like this past Sunday. I must say the Dallas crew is quickly becoming a legendy story and I'm Smakk Dab in the middle of it!

Vegas

Looking forward to the July 4th Sin City adventure with the Dallas Crew! Should be plenty of Red Bull Pyramids towering above the coffee table.

Five Classic Vegas Films

5. Honeymoon in Vegas
4. Leaving Las Vegas (Mr G should love this one)
3. Oceans 11
2. Indecent Proposal
1. Casino