THE RULES

Rule #1 NEVER leave a crew member behind at the bar without notice! Whoops Sorry Jeff.
Rule#32 C-Blocking random skirts at the bar is A FAIR PLAY!
Rule#77 Stealing Skirts Digits from another crew members is NOT Allowed! Whoops, see rule #32 DAM U RON!
Rule#12 Never laugh at another CREW member in a funny shirt! The Fender is Awesome!
Rule#96 Never leave another CREW member out of the mix when buying SHOTS!
Rule#115 Never get angry at another CREW member in a drunken stooper. Whoops Sorry Jeff

World Series

While in Vegas earlier this month I had the tremendous opportunity to be a RAILBIRD at the 2005 World Series of Poker! RAILBIRDS are defined as the population outside the ropes of the tournament playing area, or if you're at DUKES RAILBIRDS are defined as the HOT lil vixens on the rail. Watching the 2005 series got me juiced!! I wanted to step in and play right then and there. The room filled with 200 tables was enormous and half of those dopes would have been easy money. It's time for THE CREW to polish their game in preparation for the 2006 series. C.C from The LOOP played very well this year and survived nearly 4500 entrants before taking an exit. Could you imagine being seated next to Shannon Elizabeth in the series?? My My My said the spider to Miss American PIE! ALL IN IN 2006!

THE CREW

The Crew was back in action last Friday afternoon at Champps after a week layoff for Vegas. We were minus a few players due to couples night at the Tavern. Shouldn't couples night be saved for Saturday..? I understand having a girlfriend and doing things with other couples however Friday is not the night! Friday has become the standard for getting ripped after a long work week and rubbing up against bunnies after you get tuned up!! Manhattan Bar has provided a nice little summer spot for the crew to hunt HOT lil Vixens. The one suggestion I do have is saving the shots for late night instead of doing a six pack at happy hour! Three Wise Men has never produced a happy ending anywhere and I doubt even the crew can change that history. Ah yes THE CREW has become quite a force in the metroplex and with half the summer left I anticipate we will close it out in fine fashion. Already been tossed from Dukes and Sherlocks so I'm thinking Logans feels left out..... Stay tuned!