5 Days in the Desert

Wed- Still reeling from the pre St Pats bash in Dallas I hop a bird to Phoenix at 7am. By 10am I'm drinking double Captain N Diets with the boys. The start of these Loop trips is kinda of like being shot out of a Cannon and headed for the moon.... You know doing 55 in a 54... Make safeway stop on way to hotel for room supplies. $275 worth of booze to keep us busy inbetween bar runs. The afternoon consisted of pool and hot tub chats while finishing most of the 4 cases of beer we just bought at safeway... Like I said, being Shot out of a CANNON! Wed eve we watched a Metal Head band play while naughty school girls danced the night away at a place called the Library.

Thurs- 9am wake up call for start of March Madness! Nothing like Bloody Marys and Hoops to kick off your morning. Off track wagering kept us busy inbetween games.

Fri- More of the same in the AM and then it was time for the Big Tent party at Maloneys. This is where Sosa and Griffin should stop reading. 5pm happy hour in hotel room with Triple Tall high balls to get the juices going. 6pm have Spicy Amber from front desk drive us to the tent party in the Marriot van. $20 dollar cover, 20.000 people, 20 in our party alone! Jager shots to open followed with Captain N Diet all night long. Found one girl on the mechanical bull with a short jean skirt on with nothing underneath.. Made for great digital photos!! It was kinda like being at a Motley Crue concert where everyone shines their lighter in the air, only this time it was about 100 digital cameras going off while Miss squeaky cheeks rode the bull.. Classic Sfuff Dolls N Dolls N Dolls and MORE DOLLS SOSA! Complete Bunny patch Smakk! Ended night by giving my green beads to some doll on stage dancing to Girls Girls Girls... She proceeded to give the studio audience a glimpse of her lovely Rockets and the crowd went wild!!

Sat- Finished the trip with Catman buying Dinner at Kyoto- 13 Saki Bombers to start the eve followed by a trip to Martini Ranch to dance the night away! I spent most of the night making out with some chic telling me how into Tantra she was. Mmmm Interesting.. Then back at the hotel the chic I was making out with ends up in Catmans bed and I get locked out of the room! Jesus, I pitch 8 2/3 innings and Catman steals the deal from me!! DAM! I felt like Bill Buckner heading down to the lobby to crash on the couch!!

My recruiting for next year begins now.... Mmmmmm wonder if I can get anyone to go?

Tah Tah

St Patty's DAY!!!

Mmmmmm 9 days until the imfamous MALONEY'S TENT PARTY IN TEMPE AZ! Now I did attempt to recruit some CREW members from Dallas to come along this time by giving them a YEAR ADVANCED NOTICE but I won't mention any names of those who turned me down, ERRRRRR SOSA & GRIFFIN! Sosa even had a free hotel room and passed up the trip.... Mmmmm Shameful aint it Mmmmm I wonder if I didn't sell it good enough? 20,000 people, 5 Bands, 10am start, scantily clad Dolls, ASU Coeds, Tubs N Tubs of BOOOZE!!! Wait, was that the sound of GRIFFIN pounding his fist in ANGST? Ahhhhh Sosa, enjoy the Beniganns BUST!
The Minister of FIRE has a bag to pack..... Tah Tah

BIG WU

Big Wu has been restless lately. He's been seen all over town blowing off steam, Check it out!

Whip it GOOD

Found a picture of Smakk back in High School! Check it out....