Final Four Weekend

So I'm down to Florida & UCLA in my bracket with the Gators cutting down the nets in Hotlanta! My other China dolls Wash St & Tex A&M didn't exactly deliver the goods... Can I get Law to finish a dam layup to sink the paper Tigers in the sweet sixteen? Jesus! So now the only thing to decide is where to watch the games Saturday night..... Mmmmmmmm Knox flat screens are appealing, with long vodka pours and eye candy! Finn could be interesting with their flats covering the bar.... Why am I sensing a hotel purchase here in the next 6 hours... LOL Enjoy the games boys!!

Loops

updated schedule

March 31st- Sweeet Caroline in the Hizzzy!
April 7th- Big Wu Birthday Bash!
April 13- Foreigner opening Lone Star Park! The horses are ready, are U?
April 15th Edgefest.... Killers Concert!
April 19th- AVP Cuervo Gold Crown Dallas, Catman of the Americas in town!
May 4th- AVP Cuervo Gold Crown Huntington Beach, Cinco De Mayo Ripper!
June 8th- Austin, Bachelorette season calls!
July 4th- Boulder, Jimmy B's Birthday weekend!
Aug 3rd- AVP Chicago, North Avenue Beach!
Sept 8th- Arizona State v.s Colorado in the desert.... Tempe Az!

Austin

Another Wild Road Trip in the Books!

230pm- Daddy's for lunch
315pm- Doc's for Happy Hour, plenty of Birds on the patio! Waitress had a barbell peircing in
in her gums above two front teeth... Darrick looked like Seal in the Von Zipper shades...
530pm- Check in at the Double Tree.... Bachelorette parties flying all over lobby... Sign of things
to come.... Free cookies at check in.... Nice suite with a kitchen and patio....
710pm - Girls show up to room... Aurora brings friend this time... Carrie, blonde 5'7, Smokin!
later to be named "tossing Carrie" Credit Ron for the classic phrase with new bunny
name inserted...
715pm- Loops Fires up Shuttle Van for service down to the RIO for Margs and Dinner! Bell Hop
Boy see's skirts with us and says sure can I drive... LOL Nice banter and chatter on way down
to RIO... Bell Hop Boy informs me that there are 5 Bachelorette parties staying at hotel..
Score!
725pm-RIO Bar... Margs all around, except for Aurora who orders the "Death Cocktail" 911
Martini no lemon juice... Too much to handle so she switches to Marg on Rocks... Girls
tell stories of their weekly hookups.. This is where the "tossing Carrie" was born...
915pm- Walk about down through guts of Austin looking for a transition bar.... Everything
still dead so we head straight for the D Rooster! Tecate and Jello shots to open...
Dancing begins with the girls, Chics on bar, Jager Bombs flying, Digital cameras
smokin, party central.... Bachelorette parties, Girls french kissing, your typical Sat
night after bed bath & beyond.....
1230am- Slip over to Spill, leave girls behind... Immediately Fire UP a BP full of chics on dance
Floor.... All take turns giving new bride to be a WHIRL.... Dangerous showed her how
we do it back in DFW... Gwedo was dangerouly aggressive... Loops saddles her in
for the classic "one hand on the Head" shuffle.... Fun girls all around... We must of
been in 50 photos that we'll never see... lol
100am- Leave Spill, find Gwedo stumbling in street.... Head over to Jumpin Johns for late night
subs... Leave Gwedo behind dumpster and head inside... Dangerous and Loops order 2
#9's Ham,Turkey, & Salami... Hear scream from man in white shirt at door.... Gimmme
A PIE!!! Guy clearly needs a water and a body bag... Whooops its Gwedo... lol
115am- In cab with subs back to hotel.... Gwedo starts hitting on cab driver.... Did I mention it's
a MAN.... Guy says if you're gonna puke I want you out of my cab... Gwedo, just keep
the car moving man, just keep it moving!
125am-Back at hotel enjoy subs with Dangerous.... Gwedo cussing out everyone he dials on
cell phone.... Still asking if we ordered his PIE.... 130am Text from Elrod, come down
the the Chuggin Monkey... lol
130am- Nite Nite!

LOOPS

Austin

One of the top 5 Road trips of all time! Head down about 10am, cruising in the Maxima, hopefully not hung over... Jeeze, the last Austin trip was brutal going down after a long night at Knox Pub... sheeeesh Slip over to DOC's about 2pm for some summer patio flavor.... Kick off the night with a pre party in 209 with Aurora, Dangerous, & Gwedo..... After that it's anybodys guess as to where the Party Rooooolllllls!

Top 5 Road Trips

1. San Diego
2. Vegas
3. Austin
4. Boulder
5. San Antonio

Summer Rotation

1. Knox
2. Finn
3. Dukes
4. X & O
5. Walrus ( New One )

Bullpen
6. Central Park
7. Tribeca

FIRE UP!

Upcoming Schedule

March 24th- Road Trip to the ATX
April 7th- Big Wu's Birthday Bash
April 15th- Edgefest for my "killers" fix
April 18th- Sosa Birthday Bash
April 20th- AVP Cuervo Gold Crown Dallas Open
May 4th - AVP Cuervo Gold Crown Huntington Beach Open

9 Lives Tour

3 hotel rooms turn into 4 for the last night. Room 204? Where's Bolsinger?
Pictures with Steph Foxx. Where's Bolsinger?
Goodbye to You request for the Loop.
Toks lifts up the hostess at Kyotos.
Cat and Jr skin down in Kyotos. Shirts flying.
Bracketology with the KU girls.
Bombers and food all over Spanaird.
Early exit for Zinger on Friday. Moose and Rocco (and two friends) showed him the door.
Weaver and Lackey at Loco.
Vertuka pooring the triple death cocktails.
Underwater aerobics for the Catman.
Hochreiter with a "Lets Get Ready To Stumble" shirt and a cat in the hat (Clown Hat) for St. Patty's.
Wicks bail out of the Tempe Tent Party. Good decision by the Loop.
Rock Lobster was amazing.
Post Lobster interview with Steph Foxx.
Zinger goes 15-1 on bracket first day. Mentions it for the rest of the trip.
Shot a Loco stumbles Bray. Straight for the water.
"Did you guys see the girls dancing on the ledge" ... why can;'t you dance with them ... early exit for Bolsinger.
Piedelyte, Zantac and airborn.
No Blader.
Zinger dumps marg all over shorts at Loco. Blames the entire bar.
7 Pulled pork sandwiches after Rock Lobster ... Where's Bolsinger?
Two appearances for the Zinger Fender.
Another Nurse Cindy.
Bray Fed Ex's the Loop poster after cab driver speeds away with it on arrival. Later found on Ebay.
Toks with the "bait and switch" comments to bouncer after a Wicks no show on Friday.
Upper Deck replaces McDuffs ... STRONG.
Five year contract signed on Zinger's request naming Upper Deck the March Maddness bar of choice.
Bananarama remix.
Hochreiter's engagment announcements.
Griever misses flight out. Finishes strong though.
Zingers pees all over in a sleep walking incident.
The Myspace/Text addiction.
Toks leaves with a big smile. Calls trip a complete success.

Trip starts on Monday next year. Seven days and 6 nights

MoreKlecker rips up his bracket for second year in a row.... He's going for the sombrero next season
Drunk girl loses her bottom at pool wed afternoon... 200 dollar pool party, caddys welcome 1-1:15
San Fran Cop on steroids face plants off the steps crashing head first into door as Zinger has full tray of Ronas.. Gets up and says "Oh it's ok it happens all the time"
Zinger steals Von Zippers from Drunk girl
Skirt shots from KU girls on getaway day
Bandera Dinner.... Awesome
Double OT Pre Party Phoenix/Mavs Wed
Blonde Chrissy from upperdeck, pinches Zinger for not wearing green...
Shots for the band
Lobster rolls out with the "Cars" Lets Go to start the show! Dynamite
Vanessa suggesting I pursue the Nurse
Not one cab ride entire trip outside of airport runs
Vertuca and the "Girls next door" table at Loco
Abbey mentioning "Double Bonus" comment in overtime of Fridays games
Breakfast omlets at upperdeck
Never getting bottom shot from Tracy
Multiple "Firebird" Sammys for Toks at upperdeck
KU girls drinking 32oz Fat Tires like champions... Unreal
Mother hens still in effect to spoil Loop fun.... IE KU Kristy, Nurse Cindy sister...
No Prime Rib for Dawg & Zinger at Bandera... Double Filet order served....
Dos Gringos pre party on St Pats, Bottles flying off ledge......
London Cab guy on arrival day, slow rolls us on the 101
KU Tara's flight cancelled Sunday, takes cab back to Upperdeck for more action...
Zinger gets keyboard, Blackberry, and shoes thrown at him during a deep sleep

OUT

2 WORDS

MARCH MADNESS!

Prime the Pump

The standard practice prior to any March Madness trip is to "prime the pump" This means to wet the whistle a bit so you will be in rare form come party time... Below is a list of my Priming session this past weekend..


Friday-Poker Party @ CABO SOSA! Diver Downs and Rum Shots!
Saturday- Black Finn with Dangerous D, Gwedo, Shea, & Rich... Vodka Soda tour
Sunday- Lunch at Pappas Pizza followed by 2 dollar coors lights & a Scottie to Hottie shot
This was a six hour lunch with 30 bottles on tab... Then to Black Finn for more beer..
Then to Sherlocks for more beer and sampler platter......
Monday- No work.... On life support at Apt.... 7pm On the border for dinner, could only throw
down 1 1/2 tacos and some queso.. 8pm back on couch still on life support...
9pm in shower and dressed... 930 in Cab headed for Ghost Bar... 10pm meet Cace
in lobby of W Hotel for 2 Ronas and a water chaser with each.... 1035 up the elevator
to reserved booth.... 11pm crew from concert shows up Ripped... 1105 Belvedere order
1115 in Full Party Mode for Timberlake Post Party... 230am in cab to Whataburger
330am lay down and pray to the heavens....

Uhhhhh yeah the pump is PRIMED BABY!!