Shot of the Day

Dirk At Work

Western Conference Championship T Shirt- $15.00
One Slutty Blonde- $500.00
Post Party Tab after game 2 of The Finals- $2000.00
Watching the MAVS piss away the TITLE to SHAQ DADDY AND FLASH....... PRICELESS!

Cat Scratch Fever

"The Johnsons are here to pick up their CAT"

Dear Catman

I regret to inform you that the Dallas crew has fallen into shambles. The Institution that once was the spring board into the weekend is gone! I'm a lonely soldier now fighting my own battles in the night. The crew has become domesticated and other activities have taken them prisioner this summer. The Minister of FIRE can no longer lure the Devils out to play. I know that you expect more from a Varsity Letterman like myself and that I should continue to carry out my "Old School" ways, however it looks as though Summer 06 will be Mild in comparison to recent years.... For this I sincerely apologize to the "Catman of the Americas" and hope you don't revoke my LOOP membership..... I'm off to check into the La Quinta Inn accross from Knox St Pub and wait for the doors to open..... In the words of the great Billy Idol, I'll be dancin with myself!

LoopsMVP

RIP CITY

My laundry list of getting kicked out of bars continues to roll on! This might have been the most absurd one yet though. I'm enjoying the 3rd set of the MAX all by myself after Avril and R Wall ditched me like a thief in the night and the bouncer comes over quietly and says "Ah sir it looks like you've had a bit too much tonight I'm gonna have to ask you to leave" What..? R U kidding me? Of course I'm thinking this to myself instead of barking at the Man for fear of ending up on the concrete floor in addison again. But seriously! I'm being serious, what has happened at Sherlocks recently that has the brass paranoid as hell! When you go up to the bar you can't order more than 2 drinks. If your eyes are glazed they cut you off. If you're having a good time they kick you out. Jesus, we use to dance on the tables at Sherlocks with reckless abandon and never heard a word. Now the constable is on alert when you walk in the joint and you don't stand a chance of having a good time inside anymore. What a shame for Sherlocks that all my funds will be redirected to KNOX ST PUB! At least there they won't throw me out and they actually change procedure due to my drunken stooopers. In lieu of not wanting any more broken glasses all over the Knox dance floor they have gone to plastic cups for your Cocktails N Dreams! Ah yes LOOPS MVP has influence on the Legendary Knox Pub!!!

Top 5 LoopsMvp Ejections

1. New Years Eve 2005- Sherlocks, Pop Balloon in chics face, Concrete Floor in Addion!
2. Bourbon St Circus- Scottsdale, staring at bouncer while checking my ID. Didn't say a word
to the guy but he asked me to leave anyway!
3. Dukes- Dancing on chair, shooving bouncer #1, getting cheap shot tackle from behind by
bouncer #2, Cell phone never left my hand...! Classic!
4. Knox Pub- Making myself leave at 11pm after dropping 3rd glass on floor. Was the Jager
chess game really necessary Ron?
5. Have A Nice Day Cafe- Tempe AZ 2002. LoopsMvp wasn't actually the culpret here but I
must list this crew ejection as it was a classic story. My Buddy Johnny Tokarz gets asked to
leave because he's standing in front of the speakers that are in front of the dance floor. He's
not drunk, being an Ass, or being disorderly. Johnny tells the bouncer no I'm not leaving, next
thing we know there are 5 bouncers throwing him out on the patio. Wasting no time THE
LOOP-(Catman, Jr, C.C, Sully & Shaw B) proceed to pull all 5 bouncers off of Johnny and
declare BULLSHIT! And you think reality T.V is great? Come party with the LOOP once
and I'll show you some REALITY!

Tah Tah

SUMMER 06

Something is in the AIR tonight!!! From Dallas to Tempe to Hermosa Beach there will be a RIPPER going on somewhere! It is my duty to please that booty at the MAX show in Addison Texas!! Enjoy the Summer.......!! Tah Tah

Moon Goddess

So we have 18 tickets to Def Leppard/Journey on July 29th! Oh what a night this is going to be and you better have a bunny by your side!!!!

Golf

So after two hard nights of drinking it up we decide to go play golf on Sunday at 10am in 92 degree heat! R Wall, Andre, Carlos and myself go play Ditto in Arlington just a stones throw away from the Fox N Hound booze house.... below are the lowlights and a few sparkles after not picking up the sticks in 5 years...

at least 5 Whiffs with no contact as R Wall and Dre chuckle from the cart
2 balls lost all day. Impressive none the less!
Closest to the hole on par 3, but called it a draw with Andre...
several 10's on scrorecard, too much for R wall to add up at the end...
Carlos shaving points
Tee off on number 8 goes straight up in the air about 7 feet and falls on Tee Box....
1 Tee off that didn't make it passed the ladies tee box....
Ahhh yes, and the lovely beer girl and the adult beverages provided to ease the pain of the day...