Wu's Birthday Weekend

Thurs- Take Dena up to Mi Cocina in Southlake to meet Big Wu and lyndsay for a birthday dinner.... Large Tecates flowing, tacos, nachos.... 80 dollar tab.... Head over to Glass Cactus and walk in right as soon as The MAX starts ripping "hurt so good" Wu on a rope at this point.. Jeff, Jenny, & Bob show up... Bob and Wu man do large Royal Fuck Shot at bar... Then Bob buys 4 Jager Bombs.. He must of said super size because these bad boys were large enough to choke a donkey!! Jesus!! Bone 93 girls, plenty of dancing, nice Birthday RIP for Wu...

Friday- The Local Celebrity picks me up at Champps at 5pm.... Head over to liquor store for 150.00 party box of goodies... 1 750 Citron, 1 liter Morgan, 1 box 20 Buds, 1 Box 20 Miller Lights, 1 12 pack of Rona... Check into Prava suites at 6pm.... Melissa comes over with her "girlfriends" for happy hour in the room... Says she wants to get ripped in honor of her being single again... Nice 3 hour slush session telling war stories with K104 pumping on the clock radio... Head down to FINN at 930 to meet Sweeeet Caroline, Greg, and the Wu MAN! Set up shop in the back room... Dangerous is dancing it up with every skirt in sight, Wu MAN keeps ordering kettle sodas with a splash of cranberry, Bob nursing his miller light patiently waiting for a woman to converse with him.... FINN on FIRE as usual with MAVS game working on the FLATS.... Oh and by the way it was nice to see MY NUGGETS slay the dragon Sat night in front of all my Dallas MAVS friends! Wu flipped me the bird at the buzzer... lol Post party back at prava with 26.00 bucks worth of taco bueno... Caroline, Gregg, Dangerous, and Loops chow down!

Sat- Lunch at Juncle Julios with Wu and D. Transition hotels and check into Hyatt downtown! They put us on 3 which conveniently was the same floor with access to HOT TUB! D and I clock in at 2pm and take beers out to Tub! Nothing better than sipping sodas in Hot Tub while it's 39 degrees out and flakes flying.... Head in for 30 min nap with Masters on in background... Elrod and TK check in to hotel around 3pm... Show up wearing bath robes from hotel... Round 2 in Hot Tub, this Time D decides to stay on the side lines and just drink on the deck... Meet crazy people from Houston visiting people they hooked up with on a cruise... 8 deep in Hot Tub at one point.. I'm thinking "what the hell is going ON" One girl doing beer tricks with bottle, deep throating the bottom end... Then she tells us about security walking in her room the previous night while her and Mississippi boy were tied up naked in bed... Gave crazy people invite to Walrus and headed back to room... Pre Party starts 7pm, Beau and Audrey were the only takers for this one.... Nice hour and a half session getting tuned up for Big Wu's party at Walrus... D slams a six pack during pre party, Beau tells us about his 8 dollar shirt from Khols, Audrey tells us about her port "o" potty episode at Deff Lepard show the previous year... 830pm cram 8 people in van cab that only carries six... Cab guy.. "how many people we go in here" Shaw B "Six" lets head for the Walrus.... Cab guy must of been about 80 and could have passed for Fred Sanfords cousin... Road sodas for all in cab, Beau doing his best Sanjaya act in back of cab... Cab guy says, keep your day job buddy... lol Squirrel out of cab like some circus act, howel at the MOON, I think Ronnie heard me from the bar, and head inside... Bar is dead as a door nail but this crew can work with any situation... after 2 1'2 hour private party the BAR is packed with Gwedo rockin the house and getttttin LOW! Shots flying, Digital pics flashing, Vodka Sodas flowing! A Rocking B Day Party for the Wu MAN Busts out!~