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FIRE UP C.C!!!

Bunny Bait

SOCKS

what the hell is it with Socks and Dryers anyways..?? You put an even amount of socks in the Fucking dryer and always end up with an odd amount when folding the muther fuckers! WTF? I must have about a dozen stray socks with no match... What happens to them? Does the washer suck them up? Does the dryer cook the lonely soldier? There has to be an explanation for this phenomenom. It not only baffles me, it knocks my socks off! Then you have to go out and buy new socks only to lose them again in the dryer...... It's a battle you simply cannot win!

Top 5 Socks

Sky Sox
Red Sox
Shoeless Joe and the Blacksox
Whitesox
The Dress Sock

AVP Chicago Open

Oh I don't know, was it the AVP tourney, the cover band, or the party girls that made our kick ass weekend in Chicago..? Whatever it was can I please have another! Put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air! Ok here we go....

AVP, NBC, Thunderstruck on the speaks, plenty of beer flowing in Crocs Corner!
Champs- Misty May & Kerri Walsh~~~~~~Lambo & Steino~~~Awesome Sunday Action!
Castaways bar! Castaway Ice tea- Jose Cuervo, Barcardi run, Tangqueray gin, Kettle one...
Not a wise choice Friday at Noon to kick off the trip... Whoa!
Catfight Band! Wow! All girl cover band that can Rip City! Catfightband.com...
Dancing with bikini girls
Duffys- Player party... Riding Dirty, Lil nasty girl, Pussycat dolls... You know how we do it!
Very Loon like with their cocktails.... Huge glasses with 3/4 pours. Nice!
Everclear- Two words... Washed Up!
5.00 dollar Corona cans on Cataway deck.
back to back dinners at Rock Bottom Brewery. Red Bull Sippers to wash it down!
North Beach Avenue
Missing pick up game with Sinjin Smith & Catman to go get drunk at Castaways.... Dam at least the band was good!
Nice little chat with Suzanne Stonebarger up in the suite. What can I say I Luv Blondes!
Crocs, Bunnies, Beers!
Gwedos text from Nicki.... Ahhh you look so cute with your visor on backwords... R U kidding me Nicki?
Text from Ron at 1:32am Sun morn... Are you pussys asleep? Obviously a sailing text
Catfight singing I want Candy while throwing blow pops out to the crowd...
Band asking for shots and someone sending up straight Everclear... Brutal
Two Hard landings on ATA... I think these guys fly drunk.... Never again...
Alot of round table time with Catman and Jr up in the Box... Catman with some good road stories from his overseas trip....
Some guy polishing my shoes as I get out of a cab Sat night at 2am... Sir just let me show you how nice I can make them... It will be 6 dollars a shoe... Dude take the 2 bucks and hit the road jack... Jesus...
First time on the L in chicago... 2.00 bucks from airport to downtown hotel... Nice!

So we are in an 18 Minute NBC delay to start the womens final and Chris McGee "Geeter" the AVP MC has to kill some time.... "Folks this is what we call network television and why this gives me an opportunity to have a sip of your Budlight Erik" Classic moment right before AIR...

Windy City

Gearing up for A BIG Weekend in the Windy City! On tap, plenty of AVP tourney action down on the beach! Smoozin and boozin in the Box! Everclear center court Friday night @6pm... Riding dirty with the Catman of the Americas Friday and Saturday night.... Cocktails N Dreams... Plenty of booze dancing... No stage 5 clingers..... Just kick ass Chicago Phillys to bump n grind! Talking smakk with Sinjin Smith and Forsberg... Rush, Division, Michigan Ave, All staples when you visit CHI-TOWN!! LOOPS just keeps on Rockin! Catch NBC Sunday for a glimpse of the action!

SHAW B

Ghost Bar II

So I hit the Ghost bar for the second time in 3 weeks with Gwedo and it was business as usual. I can confirm that Tommy Lee was in the house the last time we went... The crowd around the DJ booth must of prevented me from getting a clear sighting... This time around it was Mike Modano and Amaury Nolasco from prision break in the house.... Something about the Ghost Bar just gets your blood pumping! Vodka sodas all dam night, solid buzz, and plenty of dancing... My favorite DJ mix was the Hollarback Girl with Another one bites the dust! Classic MIX! Stones and Mellancamp also rocked the House! You've got to love a bar that plays the Stones and can still get the place ROCKIN! I'm affraid when I get back from Chicago there will be another return visit to complete the Ghost bar trifecta of the summmer..... Rip City BABY!

Johnny Baby

Take a break from your day and go enjoy a Johnny Rockets original hamburger!

CHICAGO

Get ready for a Rush St Ripper Baby!

Austin Round Up

Still in a haze from Dangerous D's Birthday bash in Austin but here is goes!

No Road sodas on drive down Friday. Jesus is that a first?
Excellent Chicken Tacos at Docs patio bar
Golf Friday afternoon. Having a nice round and giving Smakk a run for his money until he suggests I flirt with the water when he knows I slice. Result, lost two balls on 1 hole and took a 9!
Final Score Smakk 110 LoopsMvp 108. That son of a bitch!
65 Foot putt for Par on 15! Boom Shaka Laka!
Killing a 22 pack during the round of 18. Needed 4 more provisionals at the turn
Jamming the Loop CD on the Fun Machine in the hotel. HOLLARBACK GIRL!
Cedar Creek Bar. Hey Ron where did Shaw go? Check the Dance FLOOR!
Steve Busting out some awesome tunes on his guitars. Hey Steve do you play guitar? LOL
Drinking Keystone Light while watching parenthood. R U kidding me with Keyston Light?
Breakfast at Geueros.... Hey look it's an Alien... AHHHH AHHHHH
Sampling "The Don" during our breakfast
Meeting Dangersous D and Dallas Crew at Baby Alcapoco for lunch. Big Wu was lit at 2pm
Taking Crew to Docs after lunch..... Hey were gonna have to slow you guys down! ha ha
Steve and Big Wu walking around Docs asking randoms if they have heard of the Big Kolochie
Big Wu asking some random 45 year old Man if he could buy him a Jager Bomb.. Jesus
Double Kamakazi for Dangerous... Happy Birthday
Steve breaking out in a stone cold sweat at Docs at 4pm in the afternoon
Travel size Axe
Bernies upstairs lounge at Capitol place... Only to find Steve and Ron enjoying spinich dip and Beer... ah how sweet!
Daddys for wings and beer before the big Birthday Bash
Steve telling ron at 730pm that he was going to Disappear
Chuggin Monkey to kick off Birthday Bash. 2 dollar drinks and smokin bartenders. Darrick doing a shot off the blonde bartender while she is laying down on the bar. Dangerous took the shot right off her naked belly...... Oh YES! What a START!
Band checking out early at 10pm... what a joke...
Surfers, Jagers, Bombs, Jesus..... No wonder the Haze.....
Buying Pizza late night and walking back to hotel.... Giving slices away to chics on the way home... Dropping entire pizza on sidewalk.... packing up dropped slices and continuing to hotel...
Finding Ron wondering the Valet area at 1am on his Cell Phone.....
Logas for a quick stop... Dead as hell......
Darrick leaving hotel to go back out and party......
Big Wu praying to the gods back at hotel....

Clearly not a comprehensive wrap but i'm too tired to finish... LOL

Ghost Bar

C.C here is goes!

So with the crew in the middle of an identity crisis Gwedo and myself decide to check out the new Ghost Bar Dallas atop the W-Hotel downtown Saturday night. So we check into the La Quinta Inn across from Knox Pub around 6pm. This is just back up in case the Ghost doesn't take and we need to revert to plan B. We could only recruit two other members for this adventure which included Big Wu and Lester the molester! So we head down to the W-Hotel around 7pm for a cocktail in the lounge. We pull into the Valet and the guy says to Ryan "what event are you here for sir" Like a deer in the headlights Ryan stalls for at least 15 seconds before I have to pinch hit from the back seat to exclaim "Ah Ghost Bar" Hilarious stuff believe me... So we roll into the lounge where there are several Ghost hopefuls sipping the hard stuff and enjoying the scene. 16.50 for two Devils Juice starters.... Clearly going to be a cheap night! 8pm is Ghost time so we have an hour to cruise the lobby and gage the flavor for the evening. No celebrity sightings however plenty of hot chics and the bar staff walking around in White wife beaters and skimply black shorts.... Jackpot! About 10 minutes before 8 it starts pissing Cats N Dogs outside which doesn't bode well for the line roped off to get upstairs. The staff decides to move the line inside and we procede to get in that muther about 25 people from the elevator up! Now we had been pre warned of a 20.00 cover so we were all armed with Stamps including Ryan's 2 Stamp ATM stop prior to arriving at the hotel. Clearly he was armed and dangerous for the evening! As we get close to the Vator Gwedo confirms the cover with a large man bouncer and he says "Cover is 20.00 but you guys are getting in free" SCORE! That just bought me 2 more Devils Juice! Hop in the elevator and the guy hits the Larry Bird floor! Yes C.C the Ghost Bar Dallas is on the Larry Bird 33 Floor. Now this may seem wimpy compared to the 55th floor in Vegas however once inside you could see why it was a thing of beauty!
Step off the elevator and into the bar where my jaw dropped at the SIZE of the place... At least double the size of the Vegas version if not triple! One long stretch bar through the entire lounge with another mini bar at the end. Throw in an outside bar on the Deck and it was fabulous!! We immediately grab some coctails and hit up a waitress to ask about celebrity fuzz. She would not confirm any names but did tell us Cuba Gooding Jr was in the house the night before and that alot of the Brass come in early to avoid the crowds... The web site was promoting Tommy Lee and Dre Dre which was really what pumped us up for the visit.. Regretably we did not see a single celeb the whole evening but that didn't stop us from mixing it up. My Hot Blonde friend shannon (see myspace) came down to party with us and the shots started flying! The funniest was some random guy at the bar buying Gwedo and I a round of Patrons and saying "Here we gotta do these before my wife gets back, she doesn't like it when I get drunk" ha ha hilarious Then telling Gwedo to go pluck his wife out of the crowd being hit on by some dude..... Good Stuff! There is a deck outside which stretches the length of the bar with a breath taking view of the city. The Maloofs will be jealous of this version in my opinion because it trumps the one in Vegas! Bar staff is Hot! what a surprise.... All the cocktail girls are dressed in White with the Fuck me pumps up to the knee, garter belts & stockings, short white skirt and silicone dominating the upper half! Cocktails are 10 bucks and the glasses are larger outside on the deck for some reason... Odd! ATM by bathroom for backup stamps and yes I hit it once... ha ha
Not the version you were probably looking for I know but if you come visit I'm sure we could do some damge!