SOCKS

what the hell is it with Socks and Dryers anyways..?? You put an even amount of socks in the Fucking dryer and always end up with an odd amount when folding the muther fuckers! WTF? I must have about a dozen stray socks with no match... What happens to them? Does the washer suck them up? Does the dryer cook the lonely soldier? There has to be an explanation for this phenomenom. It not only baffles me, it knocks my socks off! Then you have to go out and buy new socks only to lose them again in the dryer...... It's a battle you simply cannot win!

Top 5 Socks

Sky Sox
Red Sox
Shoeless Joe and the Blacksox
Whitesox
The Dress Sock