Golf

I suck! There is no other way to put it! Then why do I love it sooooo much? What keeps me coming back for more...? Why would I waste money on a sport I have no chance of doing well at?
I spent 28 bucks yesterday to go play 13 holes in 107 degree heat with Ron! It was BRUTAL! My slice was in hog heaven and I couldn't chip to save my life.....
Golf is kinda like poker.... You can be card dead all day and then win one Big Pot that keeps you coming back for more... In golf you can shoot poorly all day and then make a 50 yard chip for birdie that keeps you coming back for more.... You can drill a 70 foot putt for par that amazes your pals and that keeps you coming back for more....
Sure you can take a lesson and improve your game..... Sure you can work on the mechanics and shave some strokes off.... But I prefer the unknown and the excitement of the next Big Shot to fall...... To see the boys faces when you pull of some bullshit shot for the ages..... Keep the coors lights rolling and lets play boys!!!!

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