Fantasy Football

With the draft upon us this weekend I thought it was only appropriate to throw out some trash to get the juices flowing. I'm disgusted with the crop of talent in fantasy football these days.... Remember the days of Montana, Marino, & Elway? Rice, Brown, & Carter? B. Sanders, T. Thomas, & E Smith? The pool of talent in fantasy football drafts in recent years has been like picking out socks at the salvation army... It's a joke! With that I give you the burning questions to start the season......

What is it with these guys and hamstrings? Are they hurt or just ditching camp? T.O, H Ward, S. Smith....... There were no hamstring issues in the 80's.... Suck it fucking up!

Which Manning do you draft?

Is Reggie Bush a first round selection?

Will Carson Palmer break his twig again the first month of the season?

Is Portis done for the year?

Will the cards be on the rise or is their offensive line still "Offensive"?

Leinart or Young? Who breaks out first?

Will Jay Cutler be better than both of them at some point?

Is Culpeppper ready to rolllllll?

Does Chad Johnson have his "Jailhouse Rock" dance ready to go?

What week will T.O and the Cowboys blow up?

Will Romo pull a Tom Brady and knock Bledsoe from the catbird seat?

Does Roeththisburger see the hangover season coming or is he still fuzzy from his concrete facial?

Where is Deion Branch? Is Tom Brady rebuilding with 5 tight ends and a rookie from Minnesota......

Is Ced Benson a flash in the pan like Ricky Williams?

Will Diego burn Tomlinson out?

Does Phil Rivers have anyone to throw to?

Will Lelie enjoy his 3 hole in Hotlanta a half million dollars lighter.... LOL

Does Winslow really think he's the best tight end in football having caught only 5 balls in 2 years..?


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